I creep. You creep. Everybody creeps. [creeps]
“We’re all a bunch of fucking creeps. We fucking love stalking each other’s shit.”
So true. Don’t act like you don’t do it.
If you really know me, you know I loathe pet names. For some reason, guys don’t get this and I still get texts calling me babe, hun, or even worse, love. Ugh. I would rather hear nails on a chalkboard.
Leave it to Mendy, a true friend, to know my distain and humor, and to send me this video. Thanks for the laughs, I may or may not try this equation at the bar this weekend…
Adjective + Something Delicious + Animal = Rad Pet Names
p.s. If you text me a pet name, I will not respond. Unless it’s the above equation.