Boy: “Can I sleep in your bed?”
Me: “Ummm… No.”
Boy: “I was joking.”
Me: “No you weren’t.”
Boy: “Yes I was.”
Me: “No you weren’t and here’s why. If I say yes, you win. I’m easy. If I say no, you pretend to be joking and save face.”
Boy: (hangs head in shame)
Me: “Let the male species know this is not a good line.”
This conversation happened. Last night. 12:30 AM. Townhouse.
Bess 1. Drunk 0.
*Please note I referred to this person as a boy, because no man would actually try that.