Boy: “Can I sleep in your bed?”

Me: “Ummm… No.”

Boy: “I was joking.”

Me: “No you weren’t.”

Boy: “Yes I was.”

Me: “No you weren’t and here’s why. If I say yes, you win. I’m easy. If I say no, you pretend to be joking and save face.”

Boy: (hangs head in shame)

Me: “Let the male species know this is not a good line.”

This conversation happened. Last night. 12:30 AM. Townhouse.

Bess 1. Drunk 0.

*Please note I referred to this person as a boy, because no man would actually try that.

♥ BB

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